Sunday, April 27, 2008
Seriously ladies and gentlemen. Social interaction between sexes in today's society has really become hormonally influenced. Do you know what 90% of relationships in this world today have come down to??? What's the basic premise or purpose of being in relationship for like 90% of the couples out there? Especially the younger couples?
They're all about sex. Lets not kid ourselves here. I'm giving you the chance to be real with yourselves for a moment, here at this blog, if you can not find it within your soul to be real with your friends or significant others.
There's no love in 90% of relationships. The 10% you find who are actually in genuine love are quite rare. The girl will always suggest that she cares about the guy, has “feelings” for him, and wants the sex to be special, but she really wants to get banged. Those warm heartfelt words "have feelings" really do sound sweet and reassuring but, much like parents telling their children that a fat ass dude with big fluffy white beard and red suit squeezes his fat ass down chimneys to deliver presents on Christmas Eve, there's no validity or truth to such a claim. At least with 90% of these couples. Realize I am not saying that is true for everyone.
The female often gives off these feel-good emotions because she doesn't want to come off as whorish to the guy. The guy, on the other hand, just wants to nail his broad and he will tell her he loves her, so he doesn't seem like he's just in it for the ass himself. Gentlemen, I think I have a nice little psychological test that you can use on your mistresses disguised as lovers.
Ask them, ever so diligently, "Honey, what would you do if I told you my penis ran away and I don't think he's ever coming back?" There will be a delayed response, but the response will in most cases confirm the observation I have humorously but truthfully laid out for all of you to sit back and enjoy.
So really, it's all one big mind fuck of a deception. That's what relationships are for most of these sexually driven fakers acting as romantics. Call this a moment of truth. For many of you who don't care to hear this, it's a realistic smack in the face if you're not in that rare 10% category. At least 90% of these relationships are gigantic long term BOOTY CALLS. Hardly anybody cares about anybody. Everyone just wants to fuck. And can you blame them? After all,
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE GOT HERE?
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Or in the words of Friday's very own Smokey, played by Chris Tucker, "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give!" No fucking up the rotation, now! LOL
Saturday, April 19, 2008
You know I have to add a darker shade to my complexion to create all the more affection baby, so that's what I'm starting to focus on now. Of course I am using UV sunblock protection; I don't need skin cancer. This entire week has shown beautiful weather in the 70s, so I am thankful that that is the case. When you think about it, there are four seasons to a year, but it feels like there are truly only two. Winter and summer. As of late, it has felt like summer to me. I love it.
There is some other news, which I have kept confidential over the last few weeks, that I will be disclosing due to the fact that I have patched up all of the negativity and misfortune surrounding the circumstances. Look for an update regarding those circumstances and what has happened to me in the last few weeks very shortly. Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, I have not broken any laws or committed any acts of violence. I have not robbed a liquor store (even though I show a lot of love for alcohol, LOL). No, it was nothing that was my fault. Nothing bad that I did. Just something that I needed to keep quiet about until I rectified the situation and made it better. Just a little bit of controversy that I had to reverse regarding employment.
Anywho, I'm only looking ahead now folks. Thankful for what I already have, I yearn to acquire more things that I can be happy for. A beautiful summer with some great friends and people. A new whip at the end of the summer. More money. Some enjoyable road trips. Trips to Great Adventure, Wildwood, and the boardwalks at the other notable shore points in Dirty Jerz. This is going to be a super sensational summer because that is what I want to have and that is what I am going to get KID! I'm anticipating some gorgeous weather on the weekend of Cinco de Mayo, blue skies and bright hot sunshine, when I hang out with my peoples at Mike's Lavallette beach house on the weekend of May 2-3.
Gaining a darker sexy tropical look is also something I would like to, while I can take advantage of it in this sun that we have to privilege of enjoying. This what I do every year when the nicer weather rolls around. In case you didn't know, I don't really believe in the fake and bake. Years ago, I did it very briefly, but I now I firmly believe in waiting for the nicer spring and summer weather to come around so I can do it naturally. It adds a little magic to the final result when you're anticipating the warmer weather and you finally get that tan naturally under the bright light of the sun. Maybe it's just me, who knows?
Tonight is also the light heavyweight mega fight between light heavyweight champion Bernard Hopkins and undefeated Joe Calzaghe. That fight can be seen live on HBO World Championship Boxing at 9:45pm ET/ 6:45pm PT tonight. What a treat this is for boxing fans. Ladies and gentlemen, this a PPV caliber fight that is being shown on regular HBO. This doesn't happen very often, so I look forward to taking advantage of being able to watch this fight in my own livingroom rather than driving to East Hanover to watch the PPV telecast at Miami Mike's. I don't mind going to Miami Mikes, either. Either way, I see the fights for free. HAHAHAHA. Still, watching the fight in the comfort of my own home should be cool as well. For more information on this matchup, check out the Blog of Bryan brother site Boxing Chronicles.Stay tuned for more news ladies and gentlemen. Blog of Bryan, as well as B-Money himself, are back in full effect and I am looking forward to some exciting weeks upcoming. During that time, I will make it a point to enjoy myself, enjoy the present, and enjoy the precious gems of life that are before me in front of my very eyes.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Today was an absolutely gorgeous day outside and I am thankful for that. The temperature reached the mid 70s. What I am looking forward to now is Cinco de Mayo weekend. By Cinco de Mayo weekend, I would like to see somewhat of a noticeable change in the shade of my complexion. I'm a good looking young stud baby; a nice tan to enhance this complexion only adds an extra glow to this handsome face. My skin tone is already starting to get a little darker. Come the weekend of May 2-3, a gang of us will be heading down to Mike's Lavallette beach house that weekend and do what we normally do. Have fun. Enjoy some good food. Drink and be merry. Possibly go to some clubs, with either Joey Harrison's Surf Club, Bar-A, or Sawmill being strong possibilities. On Sunday of that weekend, we'll be making the trek up from Lavallette to Aberdeen for Angie's graduation party at Angie's house. She will graduating in May. Congratulations Angie. B-Money is definitely looking forward to that weekend; it is an ideal party type of weekend down at the Jersey Shore that will kick off what is going to a beautiful summer.
Monday, April 14, 2008
-Greg Root AKA Chester Laraeux
Finally I break the silence that's been in the last few weeks, but I had to come back and give ya'll the scoop on this past weekend and place some emphasis on the positive aspects of life. It really has been a while since your boy posted any type of update whatsoever, but I have to give this one to you because my friends and I had an extraordinary weekend in Blairstown this past weekend for Beanie's birthday.
I also needed to post an update just to illustrate to you, that no matter what kind of shit I may have gone through in my life or no matter how occupied I may have been with some of the negativity surrounding the circumstances of my life, that I am still here and I am back in full effect. B-Money, whether he is idle or away for a stretch of time, is always here to stay. Through thick and thin, I survive no matter what. Beanie's marvelous birthday celebration really put a positive spin on things, so lets get to the details and occurrences of that very celebration.
On Saturday morning, Jack picked me up from my house in D-town to drive me to Blairstown for Beanie's birthday weekend celebration. Along the way to Beanie's, we picked up Raph from his house in Budd Lake and the three of us carpooled to Blairstown together. During the day at least, Blairstown can be quite scenic in terms of the mountains, farms, and greens that you see surrounding you. Saturday was by the far the nicest day we had in terms of weather; the temperature must've risen into the 70's. Beanie couldn't have picked a better day to schedule her birthday party, because Saturday was absolutely gorgeous. A bunch of us made separate commutes to her house to celebrate with her and we all had a magnificent time.
Those in attendance at Beanie's were Ray, Mel, Mike, Angela, Greg Root, Jack, Raph, and myself. Once Jack, Raph and I arrived at Beanie's, Ray and Mel were already there. Mike, Angela, and Mike carpooled together from Lavallette and arrived shortly after we did. The Drums were nothing but hospitable towards us, providing some snackables and drinks, such as sandwiches, celery sticks, cherry tomatoes, chips, and dip, in the kitchen. After snacking for a little bit in the kitchen, Beanie gave all of us a brief tour of her homestead and then we went outside to hang out for a little bit while Beanie opened her cards and gifts.
Mike managed to smear the icing of a cupcake in his own face. He also found a home in the trunk of Beanie's new car. HAHA. You gotta love Mike, not only for being good people and a true friend, but also for the random, crazy, and comical shit he does from time to time.
Greg made it a point to discuss his sexual history involving his ex-bitch with Mama and Papa Drum. He may very well have come out with the quote of weekend, stating, "She had more meat stuffed between her legs than Wawa hoagie!"
LMAO. Practically everyone who heard Greg say that cracked up. I myself could not stop laughing. Mama Drum had a big smile on her face as even she seemed to find humor in Greg's dirty minded ramblings. Papa Drum, on the other hand, stood there in the backyard with his jaw dropped! All of a sudden, Papa Drum replied to Greg, "Let me ask you a question Greg, how do the hell do you think you got here?" LOL
Unfortunately, I had left my gift in the front seat of my car when Jack came to pick me up at my house. Picking up one of the bags of stuff in my front seat and believing it was Beanie's gift, it was really a bag of movies I had brought to my date's house the previous night! How could I possibly screw up the way I did? I should've checked inside the bag before I left for Blairstown, but shit happens I guess. Beanie will have her gift really soon nonetheless. Throughout the afternoon on Saturday, I relished the opportunity to get some sun out on Beanie's deck and add a little bit of color to my complexion. It was a joy to see everyone together at Beanie's; soon they were all outside on the deck.
Following the unwrapping of Beanie's birthday presents, we all went out for walk around her property. Along the way, we came across a Gardner snake on the side of the road. Beanie immediately freaked out and started running for dear life, as she has a phobia when it comes to snakes. So do I, now that I think about it. Just not as big of a phobia as Beanie appears to have of them. However, it appears as though the snake was more scared of us than we were of it. It immediately slithered into a little snake hole in an effort to escape from us.
At one point, when looking up in the sky, we noticed a couple of hawks flying around above Beanie's house. One of them was carrying around a snake as it flew around in the sky. Quite an awkward and random moment, if I do say so myself. That's not exactly the type of sighting one notices on a daily basis. As long as the hawk didn't drop the snake on any of us, we were all content with what was going on. Eventually, the hawks flew away with their catch.
Dinner time was approaching, and the birthday girl had made a reservation for seven at the East Tokyo Japanese Restaurant, which happens to be the Hibachi bar/Sushi restaurant in Byram NJ, so Beanie, Raph, Ray, Mel, Greg, Jack and I went there for dinner. One of Angie's relatives was also celebrating a birthday on that day in West Orange, so Angie and Mike left Beanie's birthday celebration for a few hours to attend the party in West Orange. Meanwhile, the seven of us enjoyed a delicious meal at East Tokyo. B-Money ended up ordering the Pai Thai dish, which consisted of egg noodles, eggs, chicken, cilantro, and some other ingredients. It was a reasonably good Thai dish, for which I was forced to use none other than authentic chopsticks. LOL. How about that? I got an instant education on how to use chopsticks from Beanie really really quick.
Following our meal, we all made a brief entrance into the ghetto ass Dollar store that happened to be in the same plaza in Byram as East Tokyo. To be honest with you, the store didn't have much to offer, so we all headed to the Ledgewood Mall to look around in some of the stores and walk around to relieve the bloatedness of the meals we had just consumed at the Thai restaurant. In the Ledgewood Mall, there is also a Wallmart. That made Ray and Mel (particularly Mel) very very happy!
To be continued. Stay tuned for Part II of this story!