Tsunami Challenge at Surf Taco Saturday night.
B-Money vs. Mike Milek (vs. Greg's time of 14:40)
"Mike has stated on numerous occasions that he is going to kick my ass in that challenge, but what he doesn’t realize is that he’s going down in this competition faster than his burrito!"
This summer has taken B-Money down an interesting, controversial, and sometimes frustrating path in terms of his personal life, but there have been some high points as well. My 4th of July was well spent in Edison.
A couple weeks ago, Mike and I helped Ray and Mel move into their new apartment at Royal Oaks apartment complex in South Brunswick. More to come very soon regarding Royal Oaks, as there could be a serious update in terms of my future endeavors with that complex! I refuse to unveil any information at this point in time. Anybody who lives in NJ knows that June was a rainy month, whereas July was a hot, humid, and sunny month. The month of August is sure to be a busy month.
Each and every one of my weekends will be booked with an event, starting with the one this weekend. I am looking forward to the upcoming weekend at the shore house in Lavallette. We always have a blast when we spend weekends down there. To be honest, I’m not quite sure who exactly is going this time around. Those who will definitely be in attendance, of course, are Mike, Chris and yours truly. Greg Root’s attendance has not yet been confirmed. I believe Ray and Mel will be joining us on Saturday. Angela will be arriving on Saturday as well. I’m not sure if Beanie’s going; haven’t talked to her in a while!
You may recall Greg’s Tsunami Challenge at Surf Taco on New Years weekend back in January. He just barely beat the challenge with twenty seconds to spare, consuming the two foot burrito in 14 minutes and 40 seconds. On Saturday night, both Mike and I will attempt to defeat Greg by beating his time of 14:40, but we will also be going up against in each other in our own competition. Mike has stated on numerous occasions that he is going to kick my ass in that challenge, but what he doesn’t realize is that he’s going down in this competition faster than his burrito! LOL. Stay tuned over the weekend for video coverage of that competition!
Given the corruption that has recently taken place in our fair state, who really needs the race for NJ governor between incumbent Jon Corzine and challenger Chris Christie after all??? Come out to Surf Taco on Saturday night and witness a more legitimate race. Hahahahaha.
We’re getting pretty close to the day of Mr. Schloemer’s bachelor party, which will take place on the evening of August 15 at Hot 22 in Union. That is the same location at which Scott’s memorable bachelor party took place five years ago. Come August 22, we’ll all be on hand to witness the moment at which Mel and Ray both say the words, “I do.”
Later that night, after the reception, a number of us will be celebrating in the hotel room at the hotel that we are staying at. I will be sure to bring plenty of alcohol with me. Maybe even a flask, just for the fact that the wedding is a momentous occasion.